If so here is a few bar and nightclub jokes to break up the mediocrity of the daily grind.
A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for 5 double shots. The bartenders, amazed by this feat of drinking turns to the man and goes that s a big effort. The man replies you would drink quickly too if you had what I ve got. Curiously the bartender asks what have you got mate to which the man replies no money.
A neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink and asks the bartender how much? The bartender replies no
charge A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for 5 double shots. The bartenders, amazed by this feat of drinking turns to the man and goes that s a big effort. The man replies you would drink quickly too if you had what I ve got. Curiously the bartender asks what have you got mate to which the man replies no money.
A neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink and asks the bartender how much? The bartender replies no
A man, after having 27 drinks at a nightclub decides to head home, grabs his car keys and heads to the car park. Struggling to walk, he finally gets to his car, takes him 3 goes to get the keys into the ignition, reverses into the car park wall and drives straight through the boom gate. A police car see s this and pulls him over. The copper asks the man mate do you know how fast you were going? The man replies How the fuck would I know, I ve just had 27 drinks.
A rabbi, a sheik and a priest all walk into a bar together holding hands singing hari-krishna. A penguin walks into a bar and with a sense of urgency asks the bar man sir have you seen my brother, he s missing and I can t find him to which the bar man replies what does he look like?
A man walks into a bar, and furiously yells all bouncer s are assholes!!! A man at the end of the bar stands up, slams his drink on the bar and yells you better fucking take that back. A cop is staking out a bar for drunk drivers. Meanwhile, everybody else leaves the bar and drives off. When he finally pulls away, the cop is waiting for him, pulls him over, and gives him a Breathalyzer test. The test shows he has a blood alcohol level of.
