Here s a gross one about working
out. One morning I woke up exceptionally early. The night before, I made up my
mind that I was going to go to the gym and work out, real early. I arrived at
the gym a little after it opened. I swiped my membership card and headed back
to the workout area. This fact didn't bother me at the time and so I payed it
no mind. I did my stretching and decided to do some bench press. I thought to
myself, I want to lift a bunch of weight
but I need someone to watch me in case something goes wrong.
I sat there for a minute and then it
clicked, I ll ask the other guy if he
will spot me. I lay down under the
weight and positioned myself. I just expected him to watch but to my surprise
he straddled over my head in such a way
that his crotch was right in my face.
To make matters worse he had tiny
little shorts on that were very loose fitting. 1, 2, and 3...lift I take the bar and lower down. The first couple
of repetitions go smoothly. The more tired I became the closer he squatted,
bringing his crotch closer to my face. It was precisely at one of the times he
came closer that I noticed a drop of sweat dangling from the crotch area of his
paints. I thought to myself while staring up at this drop, Oh God, please don t let it drop, just let me
get through this last set, please God. It
was halfway though this prayer when the drop fell and landed in my open mouth. I
screamed like a girl, OH MY GOD,
NOOOOO! I dropped the weight onto my
chest, he freaks out and is trying desperately to get the weight off of me. I m
crying out, OH GOD WHY! Finally he gets the weight off of me, I said
thank you and headed for the exit.
