Wednesday, January 23, 2013

Some of the Humorous Latest Sardar Jokes

If you visit Indian and some neighboring countries of it, you ll hear lots of bone tickling jokes. And among all funny and humorous jokes you ll certainly hear Sardar jokes. These Sardar are the residents of Punjab (one of the state of India), they are famous for their jokes which are very humorous.

It is hard to locate when the first Sardar jokes was said or who was the first one to say those jokes but the jokes regarding them are still very famous as they were in the past. People enjoy Sardar jokes more rather than other jokes.


In these jokes the behavior of Sardar are reflected in humorous manner so that they sound funny and create laughter. You might be wondering as what are these Sardar jokes  Here are of the latest Sardar jokes:

Once a Hindu, a Muslim and our dear Santa Singh were standing together . An Englishman came up and asked,  Hey guys, what is your favorite flower?

The Hindu replied,  Lotus
 Ha, I clean my shit with that!  the Englishman jeered.

The Hindu got angry, the lotus being our national flower.

The Muslim replied:  Chameli
 Ha I clean my shit with that!  The Englishman response

The Englishman asked Santa,  Sardarji, and what is your favorite flower?
Patriotic Santa replied:  Cactus! Jasmeet caught her husband Santa Singh searching high and low all around his living room.

Jasmeet:  What are you searching for?

Santa Singh:  Hidden camera!

Banta Singh wants to celebrate his wife s birthday by throwing a party. Sardar says, well put  You are not getting older , at the top and  You are getting better  at the bottom.

The real fun didn t start until the cake was opened the entire party watched the message decorated on the cake:

You can find a huge collection of these jokes on web. These jokes are really a good opener of laughter. So if you are lonely and bored, don t hesitate to find some latest Sardar jokes on web and have fun reading them.